Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it's the only chocolate left in the world and everyone starts fighting you for it, ultimately resulting in the third world war.

I wish sleep was never required >:T

Granted, but that extra time is wasted by forever clicking refresh on your Tumblr since you don't do a whole lot anyway, thus resulting in a worldwide internet crash, otherwise known as the END OF THE WORLD. Thank you.

I wish doctor's offices didn't smell like old people. :I

Granted, but now they constantly smell like vomit and bile. You just made it a lot worse.

I wish I had a drawing tablet :I

Granted, but it doesn't work. XD

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I could hang out with my friends.

Granted, but there's scheduling conflicts, and the only one that shows up is Daniel.

I wish my sister didn't hog the computer until 10 at night. >:I

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I don't mind hanging out with Danny so much except for the fact that sometimes he interrupts me with PONIES >:I

ANYWAY. Granted. Now she hogs it 24 hours a day.

I wish I had $5,000.

Granted but it all flies away out the window when there's a sudden strong breeze.

I wish I lived near you guys so we could hang. o3o I bet it'd be fun.

Granted, but we still don't get to hang out because we're all busy.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much DX

Granted, but now your foot hurts just as bad.

I wish the weather will be really hot when I go to swim at my friend's house.

Granted, but the heat is caused by the Earth getting closer to the Sun, which kills everyone within the year.

I wish I internet (or at least tumblr) famous.

Granted but then all your fans find out where you live and go crazy.

I wish I could draw awesomely enough to work at someplace like disney or for a game making company.

Granted, but then the company goes bankrupt from your sheer awesome skills.

I wish I didn't have such a weak stomach.

Granted, but now you have the strongest stomach in the world and scientists are constantly trying to take you for testing.

I wish I wasn't so tired DX

Granted but now you have too much energy and explode.

I wish my friend would post already in our rp.

Granted, but it's to tell you they've quit.

I wish I was just a wee bit braver.

Granted, but you end up in Castle Brennenburg and the monsters constantly kill you.

I wish I had powers over the flow of time :I

(( I am going to try to keep getting more specific to see how hard it is to be corrupted XP ))

Granted but you can't use them too well and end up screwing everything over until the universe implodes.

I wish I had a job already.

Granted, but it's at a compost factory place. >>
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I wish I could think of something to wish for that wasn't a fish.