Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you get hit by a aeroplane.

I wish I got that last bit of the concert on film, as well as the rest! :c

Granted, but it was all full of some guy talking about what he had for dinner last night and how gassy it made him...He was the guy sitting in front of you.

I wish I could clean the underside of my bed in 10 minutes.

Granted, but as soon as you finish, it is immediately messy again.

I wish my room was clean. o-o

Granted, but you can't enter your room anymore because it doesn't want to get messy again.

I wish there were more hours in a day and night.

Granted, but the world implodes.

I wish she'd get here already.

Granted, but she's delievered in parts.

Why did I have to get mouth surgery? DX

O_O that's not a wish~?

oh yes...wtf happened that day ^^" idk anymore...

I wish I hadn't decided to post on here while still on laughing gas XD (that's why it wasn't a wish ^^")

Granted, but you post while on crack and it's SO MUCH WOOOORRRRSEEEEE.

I wish I didn't use that many letters in 'worse'.

Granted, but you used that many letters in 'you' and made your own Soulja Boy cover that attracted the attention of a record company, which in turn got many people jealous. So jealous, that they decided to assassinate you :I have fun in the next life

I wish I had motivation DX

Granted, but you're so motivated you don't stop to sleep or eat or drink, and eventually die. From all those.

I wish that that post didn't wipe. X_x

Not knowing what you mean by wishing that the post "didn't wipe", you just explode.

I wish Bubbles would have made sense so she didn't explode.

She made sense, but exploded anyways.

I wish I could eat stuff with food colorants >I

Granted, but then that's all you can eat.

I wish dinner was ready already.

Granted, but there's none for you.

I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow D:

Granted but then you fail.

I wish Shiro-chan would come to school in LA.

Granted, but she (I?) never goes visit you. (WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT MYSELF D:)

I wish I didn't hurt myself >.<

Granted but then you distorted the time space continuum and the universe imploded.

Why you do that?

...That's not a wish ಠ_ಠ
Your not making a wish distorted reality and ended the world as we know it. Thank you.

I wish Senpai had wished something D:

Granted, but she wished for your death and you died. Painfully.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

Granted, you can never feel thirsty. You don't feel the need to drink and so you die of dehydration without even noticing it.

I wish I had rainbow barf D:

Granted but then you can't stop and wish you could just die and do soon because of starvation.

I wish I wouldn't get my forums games mixed up while I'm posting. >.<

Granted, but your brain gains such concentration capability it ends up imploding.

I wish the threads would stop being so SHINAY.

Granted but then my forum dies because no one notices new posts and thinks the place is dead resulting in its death.

I wish that my friend would get to my home already.

Granted, but she gets there dead. As a zombie. And eats your brain.

I wish puppy would stop sleeping already D: