Corrupt a wish

Granted, but then she gets eaten. ( ;-; )

I wish there was hot water for the shower.

Granted, but it's too hot.

I wish my bunny wouldn't get eaten if she could run free in the backyard D:

Granted, but then she's stuck in her cage, in your room, all day.

I wish I'd realised to turn on the cold water, so the shower wasn't so hot. o-O

Granted, but then the water is too cold.

I wish it was just a bit cooler at night and in the mornings so I can snuggle underneath my covers.

Granted, but then it's freezing all day and you don't want to get out of bed.

I wish it was warmer in the mornings.

Granted but this causes the world's climate to be out of balance and natural disasters began to spring forth all over the world.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but the pay's feces.

I wish I had a job, too. :c

Eeeeew >.<

Granted, but the job is cleaning bathrooms of old people.

I wish I was a bird~

Censooooorrrr. :c
/didn't mean literally

Granted, but you're a kiwi bird.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

Granted, but then you feel dead.

I wish I could be fine on 6 hours of sleep.

Granted, but you feel fine for three minutes.

I wish mum wasn't cooking that fer dinner...

Granted, instead it's something much worse.

I wish the winter break was here already.

Granted, but it snows the whole time and you're stuck inside, with patchy power, freezing.

I wish I'd gone to sleep earlier last night.

Granted, but then you went to bed at 7pm and awoke at 4am.

I wish that I'd get A's next semester in my classes.

Granted, but you're exhausted with absolutely no free time. :c

I wish that he'll like what I've written.

Granted, but then he wants you to write more and more and more and more and more and more. o3o

I wish that I can go to Joann's fabric store soon.

Yay motivation! xD
/has none

Granted, but you're not allowed to buy anything. o-o

I wish I could play Sims.

LOL I went to Joanns and WAS able to buy stuff (cost me around $80 though >.>)

Granted, but you fail

I wish that I would get all my cosplay done before sacanime >.<

xD Nice.

Granted, but no one knows who you are meant to be, and you spend the whole time explaining who you are to everyone, even the people you'd told before.

I wish that this internet'd stay on.

It does, but then you can never leave it and die of starvation.

I wish that I could find another good yaoi to read.

Granted, however you drop the paperback treasure into an inconveniently placed mud puddle, thus ruining it. So sorry.

I wish I could eat a gallon of chocolate ice cream~

Granted, but you get a massive brain freeze. Your head hurts so bad that you don't move, talk, or go anywhere but your bed for three days.

I wish I had more time on world of warcraft :I

Granted but now all your time is devoted to wow and you don't have time for anything else, even showering and eating o3o

I wish IAH games still had their license with gravity games so then I could still play Dragonica through them >.<

Granted, but playing that game becomes all you ever do to the point of never leaving your chair, not even to shower or eat. (And now we can be together, Kira )

I wish I could sell this manga.

TOGETHER FOREVER

*ahem*

You lacked to specify what manga, therefore you get to sell this really crappy one, but no one buys it even though you're selling it because it's really bad.

I wish for chocolate.