Corrupt a wish

Granted. You wake up late and get fired from your job/expelled from your school for being too magically tardy.

I wish for a magical plot device grapefruit that I can throw at my enemies to make them spontaneously combust.

Granted, but you enemies also get them and they throw one at you before you can do anything with them.

I wish my stomach would stop hurting TT^TT

Granted. Now your throat singes, for the solution was to make you throw up.

I wish for a key that can unlock every lock, so Id never get locked out of my house again.

Granted, but you lose the key when you go out.

I wish for a puppy!

Granted, but you fly to close to the sun. (anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie!)

I wish oh me oh my of why, I wish I wished I was a fish.

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark. c:

I wish I wasn't so tired at the moment.

Granted, but now you have too much energy and explode.

I wish I wasn't sick.

granted but you are s perfect without diseases, sickness, backpain, skin acne, and other horrible things, that everyone begins to hate you for some reason.

I wish I knew why Bubbles granted my wish causing Kira to grant her wish causing me to grant kiras wish.

Granted, but then your head explodes.

I wish for a puppy

Granted, but your puppy has rabies, and bites you.

I wish that I had skillz.

Granted, but 'skillz' turns out to be a horrible disease that cripples you for life. c:

I wish I knew what you are.

Granted, but then I had to kill you. Confidential, you understand.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so muuuch.

Granted, but then everyone comes to you because you don't and you're overloaded with work and soon die from the stress.

I wish I could be an anime character.

Granted, but the anime character you become is flat, due to anime not being 3d. You soon die from having no room in your body for organs.

I wish for a giant cookie for all to eat.

Granted, but the cookie is rotten and has mould all over it. Plus, it was made from cheese.

I wish I could talk to animals

Granted, but they have nothing good to say to you and it becomes a useless gift.

I wish I had cable/satellite instead of basic television.

Granted, but now all your neighbors steal your cabel/satellite and your bill is so high that you end up living in a cardboard box. (...or you get Time Warner, which SUCKS ASS)

I wish this statement wasn't a lie.

Granted, but then anything you say starts coming true, and you accidentally crack a joke about the world imploding. Whoops.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

Granted, but then a wormhole opens up that creates a loop in time and the wish ends up being non-corrupted, which causes every computer in the world to malfunction from inability to comprehend the situation.

I wish I knew what happened between Kuroshitsuji 1 and 2, because right now I'm slightly confused <.<

edit: XD my wish was already granted XD it was in the episode of Kuroshitsuji 2 that I'm wathcing XD awesome...well, try to corrupt it...

granted, but the thought police come and steal your brain as evidence. (they wanna know too)

I wish that the next person to post cannot corrupt my wish, unless it was fabio.

Granted, but then the wish remains uncorrupted and the game implodes, killing everyone that ever played it.

I wish I had ice-cream

granted, but you get a brainfreeze.

I wish for alaska's winters to be like a florida winter.

Granted, but this creates an inbalance that stops the world from turning, and the western hemisphere experiences the next ice age, while the eastern hemisphere burns to a crisp and creates an epic roleplay setting. Unfortunately, there are no computers on either side of the world, so there IS NO ROLEPLAY...

I wish I hadn't lost the game when I read Shiro's post DX

Granted but then you lose the game.

I wish I had magical powers.

Granted, but you show them in public and they take you away and dissect you. You die.

I wish anime people were real