La La Land~

Welcome to La La Land! This whole world is basically composed of a single island, surrounded by a deep, deep sea. Like one foot deep. Deeeeeeeeeeeeeep. So, no one ever dares going out from the island. No one really cares either. La La Land is really big, and it has unlimited electricity and energy for a reason nobody knows. Only the elders and wisest people, which are the ones who actually know 1 + 1 = 2 and not 11, know the whole world is powered by Itachi on a wheel. No one dares disturb him though. He is angry and thinks he's fat. Oh, and did I mention the sea monsters? The sea is inhabited by huge monsters with countless sharp teeth that could swallow up to twenty humans in one bite. Without munching. But people are more scared about the ocean's depth. Because it's really deep. Oh, how do such large monsters live in the sea, you wonder? They actually live i the soft, wet sand. People call them sand-swimmers. But really, they're not as scary as the ocean. One could easily drown there.
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Deep.

All kind of people live in La La Land, even some who might not be able to call themselves 'humans'. No one cares about physical looks though, and everyone is welcome to come and join the party!! But, if you want to live happily, you have to make an offering to the God every Monday. You have to put a coconut on a banana peel and then draw a funny face on the coconut. And then put a pink ribbon on it. When all that is done, you leave it on the God's shrine. The one with the pinkest ribbon and funniest face, will have good fortune throughout the whole week. Or so they say. If you don¡t make an offering to the God, Itachi will come and get you. And you don't want that.

All that said, the only rule here, is absolutely NO coherence!!! Have fun!!

Character form:

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Oh, and people in La La Land have special powers. No one knows how they work or to what extent they can be traied/discovered/toyed with... So we can be even more random X3

Now, the bit you all hate. 'Cause I know you do.

TEH RULES:

1. BE EPIC!!
   
2. Have fun~
   
3. No Godmodding
   
4. OoC posts go in double brackets such as (()), [[]] or {{}}
   
5. Yes, you can powerplay XD
   
6. Be random and original!!!!!!
   
7. ...LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!!!!!

(( XD This sounds very epic. Are we allowed to sign up for this now? :3))

Why of course!! XD
And I hope it'll be EXTREMELY epic X3

Name: Sapphire
Age: 19
Appearance: I made it a link since it's big slightly

Name: Usagi-chan
Age: 22
Appearance: Bunny!

Name: Dagger
Age: 18
Appearance: Kitty!

Accepted! XD
I'll put you in light blue~

Yay!

((Oooh, awesome! :3))

Name: Isis
Age: 20
Appearance:

Okay, I'm adding that character too...
When should we start? X3

RITE NOA XD lol (I purposefully spelled it that way)

((Rites noa X3))

Zeru walked around the island, looking for something to do. He was extremely bored, and even though it was a big place, one cou- Oh, look... An ovni... He thought, continuing his calm pace. He could hear people screaming behind him and the sound lasers did when being fired, which was quite annoying. He sighed, completely ignoring a green small alien thingy that was pointing him with a gun and just transformed into a white nine-tailed fox, seemingly jumping on the air, and going away. Mornings were always so loud...

"Zeru!" Sapphire exclaimed, running up and glomping the boy. "How are you today?" she asked cheerfully, ignoring the knife thrown by Dagger that went whizzing past.
"Damn, I missed," Dagger muttered, before running up to also glomp Zeru.

Isis swerved around the mud monster in her yellow car, then leapt out of it, swearing. "You got mud on my car!" was the main contention. The huge mud monster flipped her the bird, then continued on it's way. It left a wide trail behind it. The cat demon sighed, then pocketed her vehicle. There were splatters of neon purple liquid across her off-white dress. The cat demon groaned, swearing some more. "Bloody monster." She wiped the urine off with a towel she pulled from a nearby towel-tree. That was soon left behind as Isis padded along the muddy road, murmuring curses as her paws got wet and dirty.

The huge fox looked at Sapphire when she glomped him, stopping and standing in the middle of the air. "You should greet people in a more normal way," He said, while tilting his head to a side to evade a dagger which went past, cutting a little of hair near his ear. He felt another glomp and turned to look at Dagger. "Same for you," He told the girl, while descending onto the island again, and turning to his -mostly- human form. He ignored the small green people running around and sighed, wondering when would something interesting happen.

"What are you talking about? This is normal," Sapphire declared, standing on a mound of gummy worms, hands on her hips as the waves crashed dramatically.
"It really is," Dagger agreed, eating some of the gummy worms, but spat them out, "ew, those are real worms..."
Sapphire looked down at her feet to discover they were. "Whoops," she said, hopping off, checking the bottom of her shoes to pull off any smushed worms.

"Zeru~" a voice from behind him said and two arms were then resting on his shoulders as they wrapped around him in a hug. Usagi-chan pulled Zeru into a tight hug, nuzzling him. She then noticed Dagger and Sapphire with the worms. "Hey, don't touch those! I was going to use them later as fertilizer for my carrot patch."

The cat demon saw someone standing on a pile of something that was wriggling. As she got closer, she saw the worms. "Mmmm." Isis licked her lips, then realised they were worms. She screamed, for she had a fear of them, and hid behind a thin tree. A small green thing galloped past her and she watched it go with a half smile, ears twitching erratically. She then leapt after it, on all fours and pounced. It disappeared and she fell flat on her furry face.

Zeru shook some water off his head when the dramatic waves crashed too near him. He sighed at their lack of attention, thinking the real worms were actually gummy. "Gummy worms live closer to the mountains, you know?" He said casually, as Sapphire got some squished worms off her shoe. He then felt someone pulling him into a hug, again, as he heard Usagi-chan calling his name. "The three of you have serious problems with your definition of 'normal'," He said, wondering exactly how could worms serve as a fertilizer. He was about to ask when a scream was heard behind them. He pried the rabbit's arms from him and turned to look, seeing a black cat demon hiding behind a really thin tree that couldn't really cover her. He tilted his head to a side, as the cat tried pouncing something small and green, before failing and falling on her face. He stared silently for a few moments, before walking to her and offering his hand for the cat to stand up. "You... aren't a good predator," He said, since being a fox, a fellow predator, he could tell she had pounced a bit too early, scaring off the prey. Or maybe it was her earlier shriek, or her hiding place... nah. It had been the timing.

"This is normal, right?" Sapphire asked Usagi-chan.
"Well, normal people aren't very interesting, so isn't it better to be weird?" Usagi-chan replied, pouting as Zeru left her hug.
"And since usually everyone is weird, weird is normal," Dagger added.
"So, since we're not normal, we're weird, which makes us normal. It's all those normal people that are weird," Sapphire concluded.
"Exactly," Usagi-chan agreed.
"Silly, Zeru, we are normal. We're perfectly fine," Sapphire giggled, watching as a rainbowfly buzzed around them before getting eaten by a flytrap. The flytrap burped rainbows after it ate the rainbowfly, which Dagger caught in a jar. She screwed the lid on tight and stuck the jar into her pocket, which magically fit and her pocket looked flat.

Name:Luna
Age:Eleventy-threetween and a half (13 and a half but fourteen on decemberween during ganash~)
Appearance:
(if too big I will fix)

Blone hair, green eyes, straight jacket is white with red belts, bun bun is a dull purple gray with random color patches.


Luna suddenly appears from mid air holding her bunny as magical znappers flew around her she caught one with her hand then put it up her nose as it tickled pleasantly before turning her nose a lovely shade of violet before traveling up her brain and out her ear as it made a noise similar to a trumpet. She giggled at the sound the turned towards the others "Would you like some juice it's quiet good." she said offering the broken cup as she tipped it out and a fish popped out, "Silly things always get caught when we go through the forest." She saw the fly trap and threw the fish at it as the fish began to devour said fly trap, that's alright flytraps would hurt the poor znappers anyways and they always made her nose the loveliest shade of violet it'd be a shame to have them killed.

"Oh! I like orange juice!" Dagger exclaimed, hopping over to Rei, looking a little sadly at the flytrap that had disappeared. She was hoping to catch more rainbows from it. Oh well, there were others.
"Can I have some carrot juice?" Usagi-chan asked, walking over to Luna.
"Got any caramel syrup?" Sapphire asked, eagerly following Dagger and Usagi-chan.

Luna looked up at the trio then grinned a little bit then shook out her sleaves as teacups fell from them landing in a pile infront of her feet. She knelt down and picked some of her favorites. All of them were empty though, "Here you are Daggness." she said handing her the chipped cup with monkeys playing darts on it, "And here you are Mary Sue." she said handing the classic flower up to usagi. Finally she tossed the beddazled neon orange cup to Sapphfire, "Here you are Annabelle Lee." She said proudly then picked up her favoritest one, a purple one with pink cute dinosaurs on it, "I feel like fizzy juice myself." she said sipping the empty cup as red juice slipped down her chin as she drank. Her bun bun moved as well picking out his mug saying "Doom Master" on it as he drank from it as well.

All three copied what Luna did and found their cups filled with what they wanted. Overjoyed, they happily drank their drinks, not really minding that Luna didn't get their names right. Suddenly, little chocolate bunnies were bouncing around their feet, and with a grin, Dagger picked one up and bit into it's neck. Fudge dripped out from the wound and ran down her chin. She wiped this off with her hand and then licked it before going back to eating the bunny.
"You flarblegast! That's my cousin!" Usagi-chan cried out, quickly shooing the bunnies away from them so no one else would eat one.
"But they're so yummy~" Dagger replied, biting off an ear.

Luna gave a small screach in horror seeing the fudge then the ear then snatched it away from her and took the cup from her, "No juice for you!" she scolded poor little dear, the poor bunny was on it's dying breath. She thought for a moment then got melted chocolate bark to appear in the cup and dipped said bunny into it helping form back it's wound and ear as she placed it back down and smiled contently at the little thing before it scurried off, she handed back the cup now filled with chocolate getting another with a picture of a soup can on it for her to drink from sighing a little bit boredly, "Who's that creature." she said point to the fox, "It looks distimbered." Bun bun glanced at her, 'You mean distempered?' a sarcastic smooth voice mused. Luna shook her head, "No he looks like a dead tree silly."

"Aw, I was eating that," Dagger mumbled, pouting as the bunnies ran away.
"The fox? That's Zeru," Sapphire informed Luna, ignoring Dagger.
Usagi-chan whapped Dagger on the back of her head and watched as magic dust fell off of her. "Where did that come from?"
"Oh, I had been walking through the mountains earlier," Dagger explained.
"I thought I told you to bring your popcorn bowl when you went through there," Usagi-chan sighed.
"I did bring it. But the popcorn had eaten a hole in the bottom..."

Luna glanced at him sizing him up then frowned a little bit, "...do I need to feed him a gripper...he looks so distimbered and upset." she said with a small frown. 'Perhaps he's sexually starved.' the bunny mused cynically, "No I think he knows he's a boy and has been feeding that tytle unless he's a transporaxual." 'Transexual my dear' "That's what I said." the bunny gave a small shrug then sipped his drink that looked an awful like souls, if souls had a look. Luna leaned over and brushed some of the dust into her clear cup as it fizzled plesantly and she smiled a little bit, "Would you all like some znappers for your noses?" she asked her nose still a lovely shade of violet, it went so nice with her green eye.