What will you do to the next poster

You say in the game what you'll do to the next poster for example:
I will punch the next poster in the face





I will cut the next poster in half

I'll give the next poster a nice, big, cookie. Because I am friendly like that. :3

Yay! *NOM*

I will eat the soul of the next poster...because I'm still hungry ._.

=o I dun has a soul.

I'd give the next poster as much cake as they wanted.

I want ALL OF THE CAKE.

I'll give the next test subject poster a portal Nerf gun.

Yay!

I will troll the next poster.

I will pass this fake baby onto the next poster. x_x

I will nom the next poster.

I will throw my headache at the next poster.

I will give ice cubes to the next poster.

I'll force the next poster to read Khaos Komix~ =D

will kill the next poster with cheese

Will make the next poster take me to deathclaw so I can haunt him part-time. o-o

I will nom the next poster.

I will sit on the next poster.

I will poke the next poster.

I'll lick the next poster.

I'll make-out...side crafts with the next poster

xD!

I'll steal the next poster's soda.

I'll go out...side with the next poster >w<

xD

I'd sleep on the next poster.

I will glomp the next poster.

I'll poke the next poster.

I'll send the next poster on a magic carpet ride.

I'll take the next poster with me on the magic carpet ride.